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'Drums Please, Fab' Embroidery Unisex Premium T-Shirt

$89.00

A subtle nod to one of the most iconic ad libs in modern indie music. Inspired by the “drums please, Fab” line from Ode to the Mets by The Strokes, this embroidered tee turns a deep cut fan moment into an everyday uniform.

Designed in a bold vintage-style logo embroidery, it feels somewhere between old band merch, off-duty streetwear and something you’d thrift after years of being worn to gigs. Understated enough for everyday wear but instantly recognisable to the right people.

Made for late night drives, headphones on public transport and pretending your music taste isn’t a core personality trait.

Produced on demand to reduce overproduction and crafted from premium combed cotton with a soft feel and structured unisex fit designed for everyday wear.

• Premium embroidered chest detail
• 100% combed cotton
• Regular unisex fit
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Crew neck with side-seamed construction
• Soft feel with a clean structured drape
• Blank garment by AS Colour

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A subtle nod to one of the most iconic ad libs in modern indie music. Inspired by the “drums please, Fab” line from Ode to the Mets by The Strokes, this embroidered tee turns a deep cut fan moment into an everyday uniform.

Designed in a bold vintage-style logo embroidery, it feels somewhere between old band merch, off-duty streetwear and something you’d thrift after years of being worn to gigs. Understated enough for everyday wear but instantly recognisable to the right people.

Made for late night drives, headphones on public transport and pretending your music taste isn’t a core personality trait.

Produced on demand to reduce overproduction and crafted from premium combed cotton with a soft feel and structured unisex fit designed for everyday wear.

• Premium embroidered chest detail
• 100% combed cotton
• Regular unisex fit
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Crew neck with side-seamed construction
• Soft feel with a clean structured drape
• Blank garment by AS Colour

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The Pretty Petty Difference

Stitched with intention

Embroidered details, considered finishes, designs wearable enough for everyday and specific enough that people ask about them.

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Slow on purpose

Your order goes into production the moment you place it. That's why it takes a little longer, and exactly why it's worth it. Less overproduction, less waste and more meaning in what lands on your doorstep.

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For the chronically online and culturally awake

Merch for people who know the lyrics, have opinions and still care about how they look while having them. Minimal enough to wear anywhere. Specific enough that the right people will get it.

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