Forget flowers. Eat the rich.
This embroidered dad hat features the slogan "My Love Language Is Bullying Billionaires" in clean white stitching. Equal parts political humour and conversation starter, it's for people who believe punching up never goes out of style.
Part of our Dating Advice collection, it's made for anyone whose compatibility checklist includes shared values, good taste and a healthy distrust of the ultra-wealthy. Understated enough for everyday wear, bold enough to spark conversations wherever you go.
Made to order to reduce overproduction.
Product Features
Premium white embroidered front detail
100% chino cotton twill
Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile fit
6 embroidered eyelets
3⅛" (7.6 cm) crown
Adjustable strap with antique buckle
Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh
Forget flowers. Eat the rich.
This embroidered dad hat features the slogan "My Love Language Is Bullying Billionaires" in clean white stitching. Equal parts political humour and conversation starter, it's for people who believe punching up never goes out of style.
Part of our Dating Advice collection, it's made for anyone whose compatibility checklist includes shared values, good taste and a healthy distrust of the ultra-wealthy. Understated enough for everyday wear, bold enough to spark conversations wherever you go.
Made to order to reduce overproduction.
Product Features
Premium white embroidered front detail
100% chino cotton twill
Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile fit
6 embroidered eyelets
3⅛" (7.6 cm) crown
Adjustable strap with antique buckle
Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh
