'Stop Dating People Who Think Apathy Is a Personality' Embroidered Cap

$69.00

Being emotionally unavailable isn't a personality trait.

This embroidered dad hat features the slogan "Stop Dating People Who Think Apathy Is a Personality" in clean white stitching. Part of our Dating Advice collection, it's for anyone who's over performative indifference, mixed signals and people who mistake not caring for being interesting.

Minimal from a distance, brutally accurate up close. Wear it to the pub, the gig, the café or anywhere someone inevitably says, "Where did you get that hat?"

Made to order to reduce overproduction.

Product Features

  • Premium white embroidered front detail

  • 100% chino cotton twill

  • Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile fit

  • 6 embroidered eyelets

  • 3⅛" (7.6 cm) crown

  • Adjustable strap with antique buckle

  • Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh

Being emotionally unavailable isn't a personality trait.

This embroidered dad hat features the slogan "Stop Dating People Who Think Apathy Is a Personality" in clean white stitching. Part of our Dating Advice collection, it's for anyone who's over performative indifference, mixed signals and people who mistake not caring for being interesting.

Minimal from a distance, brutally accurate up close. Wear it to the pub, the gig, the café or anywhere someone inevitably says, "Where did you get that hat?"

Made to order to reduce overproduction.

Product Features

  • Premium white embroidered front detail

  • 100% chino cotton twill

  • Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile fit

  • 6 embroidered eyelets

  • 3⅛" (7.6 cm) crown

  • Adjustable strap with antique buckle

  • Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh